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TV-Gameshow, 2 candidtes split equal points.
To find a winner, each one is asked to make up a riddle, and the riddle shall end with "Timbuktu ".

The first one, a rabbi, begins:

"I was rabbi all my life,
had no children had no wife,
I read the bible thru 'n' thru,
on my way to Timbuktu. "

Great Cheers, the audience is happy.

Sencond candidate, a playboy:

"Tim and me to China went,
saw three ladies, cheap to rent,
for they were three and we were two,
I book one and Tim book two! "